novocaine for the soul

lifelike001 @ 2008-02-28T23:30:00

2008-02-28T12:40:23Z

ok folks.. it might be rumour so don't get ya flares all sweaty just yet.. but PORNLAND may be doing a rererereunion gig end of march at the espy.

FUCK YEAH!!!

TELL. EVERYONE.

and the videos on their myspace are the ones _I_ youtubed. but enough about ME, just how great is ME?

hey harry potter fans!

2007-08-24T09:52:05Z

did you know thestrals are REAL?!!

from wiki:

"Thestrals are the most elusive and least horse-like breed of magical horse. They have earned an undeserved reputation as omens of evil. They are visible only to those who have witnessed and accepted a death, and their appearance is skeletal, fleshless. They are described in Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix as having "blank, white, shining eyes," a "dragonish face"...

tell me that aint an omen of evil. right now, you are witnessing and accepting a death.

apologies for being the harbinger of todays stomach churning dose of reality.

lifelike001 @ 2007-08-22T10:16:00

2007-08-22T00:34:35Z

georg theodorescu has passed away. i know you wont know who that is.. lets just say the stars keep going out in my sky.

http://www.eurodressage.com/news/dressage/germany/2007/theodorescu-rip.html

last months horse magazine had a beautiful training article with him, thank goodness more and more young people would have heard his name.

http://www.horsemagazine.com/ARTICLES/T/Theodorescu,%20George/index.html

Carrots play a large part in the daily life at Lindenhof – Mr Theodorescu always has a pocket full, and a knife to cut them into horse sized chunks. “People say to me, ‘I would never do that – never give the horse carrots, they must do what I tell them, they must do it’. Why? When you ask them something new, they are a bit afraid, but if they like you, they know your voice, they know you have something for them, it makes it easier. They are very intelligent, we’ve got to find a way to talk to them.”

As Monica rides around the hall, her little dog runs in front of her, every four or five strides it just puts in a leap of joy, like a little deer. Finally Monica shoos her away and Terry decides that my lap looks a workable alternative.

Where the dogs sit is an important consideration round here. One time, two dark suited reps of the local Mercedes dealer, arrived with the latest, greatest model, and on a special special price for their good customer, Mr Theodorescu. He took one look, “but there are bucket seats in the back, my greyhound will not sit on bucket seats, bring me one with a bench seat.” “They don’t make this model with bench seats.” “It is a very nice car, and a very generous offer, but please take it back then.”

noisemaker, bullshit-caller, flouter of the establishment, classical master, living legend... he spoke for the horse. vale.

lifelike001 @ 2007-05-19T08:05:00

2007-05-18T22:06:41Z

OMG A FOAL IS BEING BORN LIVE IN REAL TIME RIGHT NOW I CAN SEE ITS LEGS EEEEE!!!

http://www.gestuet-falkenhorst.de/gfwebcam.html

go there, the mare in the second stall 'mirabelle I' is in midlabour! the miracle of birth... its disgusting!!! *L*

lifelike001 @ 2007-02-26T04:16:00

2007-02-25T17:23:59Z

a heads up just in case - if anyone sees any publicity (its been in the papers and on today tonight) regarding an animal cruelty case relating to a number of horses in lara/geelong area, please PLEASE do not donate. not money, not feed, not sympathy. the owner in question has over 30 horses in a 'breeding program' which she has kept starving and unattended for YEARS, refusing to relinquish a single horse despite many, many offers. she has something seriously wrong with her mentally and should not be keeping animals at all, yet the RSPCA are at the mercy of the law and cannot remove the horses if they have feed.

much public protest is being made, the RSPCA are aware of the situation and if they can get evidence the horses are starving they can escalate their response - if the horses are standing in hay, no matter what their current condition, were all powerless.

on a personal front, im bawling my eyes out. i have NEVER seen horses in such appalling condition, except in photos of starving mules in india. most of them will not be able to be rehabilitated EVER, they are that poor - and many are mares carrying foals. im talking malnutrition so severe and long lasting these horses have underdeveloped skeletons which can clearly be seen stretching their skin. not posting links to pictures because they are THAT bad.

*hates world*

lifelike001 @ 2007-02-07T01:40:00

2007-02-06T14:41:28Z

*sigh* note to world: the hpv vaccine is NOT repeat NOT a cancer vaccine.

vaccine for hpv. a precancerous virus.

NOT for cancer itself.

got it??

*double sigh*

too many people are not picking up on this major difference, and it scares me. texas is requiring MANDATORY vaccination of all girls. O_O

lifelike001 @ 2007-01-16T03:15:00

2007-01-15T16:22:29Z

friends list cull time. if you cant read my next post, ive finally found out about being laughed about behind my back with my socalled friend, and some shit i just cant weather. not no more. what youve cost me can never be repaid.

im sick of being the human joke to two faced people who repeat bullshit without bothering to check the facts. im sick of getting put through the ringer of silent treatment and ALWAYS being the bigger person who wants to sort things out and make up for WHATEVER i did, whether i did it or not.

but more to the point, if you dont genuinely care if i live or die, i feel the same for you. and yeah, you know exactly who you are. and i cant believe you would hurt me so much when ive done nothing to you.

lesson learned. trust noone. give noone anything of yourself. not a smile, not a hug, dont care about them coz they sure as fuck think youre a fucking joke.

goodbye. hope youre proud you kicked someone down with NOTHING left to take. hope it makes you a better person to make others feel like a walking abortion. cheers.

ps - next time, have the fucking balls to lie to my fucking face. not one person who has picked me over the years has done this. im taking that as a compliment, you pissweak fucks.

Christmas in Vermont...

2006-12-14T11:16:36Z

so, im a member of a forum called the Ultimate Dressage Bulletin Board, which is both huge and interglobal. there are literally members from every country that participates in dressage, which is just about all of them. and apart from just plain rockin' generally, every year they run a Kris Kringle organised by the boardmeister. you sign on to be in it, fill out a form with what you might like and what you really wouldnt, then herr boardmeister links every one up with a kringler and a kringlee, matching people as far across the globe as possible for the purposes of ummm, i think promoting international luuurrrve, or something.

anyway, my package came today - and apparently to hell with the suggested spend of '$25-$35' - mine has spent at least over $US100, with $45 alone on the damn shipping! it was who i managed to snoop out and suspect, a lovely woman from vermont. in my wishlist i wrote that i would love to get 'localised' things from my kringlers area, local produce type stuff and things you cant get here.. and she got it spot on!! my cameras batteries are flat or i would take a photo of it all, i totally scored and its ALL stuff i like!

- firstly the worlds hugest mug that i can literally fit my fist in with room to spare, its a 'trail of painted ponies' collection black mug in 'ghost horse' design, with native american style horses and symbols painted on it;
- burts bees milk and honey body lotion (ive seen a few bb things in shops here, but not many)
- burts bees raspberry lip gloss
- burts bees stormbuster lip balm for extreme hot/cold weather
- huge pure beeswax candle which REALLY smells like sandlewood and kinda bees too (its divine)
- badger balm body ginger&lemon lip and body balm
- badger balm sore muscle rub
- two little candles in 'buttercream' (kind of vanilla cake-ish) and 'macintosh' (fresh, rich apple tree scent)
- vermont original bag balm (a horsepersons classic), its a little green square block tin containing a really amazing rich balm, so so good on hands and apparently can be applied to aminals too though toma didnt think much when he sniffed it
- and as vermont is maple syrup land el supreme (maple is their state flavour!) ive got a gorgeous maple flavour lollypop shaped like a MOOSE, maple candies shaped like mapleleaves - exactly like scottish tablet (my fav) but maple, a big jar of maple cream which i think i might spread over me and hire some inexpensive slovakian prostitutes to lick off, a bottle of REAL proper graded maple syrup aaand
- awesome, she went to all manner of local sites and shops and got their brochures and catalogues, so now i know all about the history of maple tapping and covered bridges and historical buildings and the vermont country store where they source, make and stock all kinds of things of yesteryear, and a photographic calendar of vermont!!

phew!!! ive told her off plenty for spending waaaaay too much and spoiling me so that now i wish to be adopted by vermont. then i can marry beck and raise friesians in the snow whynot. i left that last part out. but you should smell my room right now, its glorious, like it snowed in here under maple trees eating candy (the heat this afternoon set off everything a'smellin'). there was catnip and treats as well but they were seized by customs because they contained seeds, fair enough. score!!!

*JOYS*

a small aside, you know how when someone sets up a website totally with flash so you cant steal shit? does anyone know how to umm.... well, steal shit under those circumstances? i want to steal for a poster one damn image that i cant find anywhere else.

Gay Rights NOW

2006-10-05T00:43:11Z

"Why is it that, as a culture, we are more comfortable seeing two men holding guns than holding hands?"
-- Ernest Gaines

lifelike001 @ 2006-10-03T13:54:00

2006-10-03T03:57:04Z

GOT. THE. JOB!!!!!!!!!!!!!

starting a trial thursday morning (FOUR am) and if we suit, im in.

*faints*

here - http://www.brianmayfieldsmith.com/

yes, its a racing stable. so its bye bye principles.

but who could resist this face?

lifelike001 @ 2006-09-29T12:13:00

2006-09-29T02:17:26Z

HEUTE GEBURTSTAG FRAU TANAHMERAH!!!!!!!!!!!! *smoooooooooooooch*

i might have accidentally done something towards achieving dream-life. i applied for a job as a stablehand at flemington. THEY WROTE BACK AND WANT MY RESUME. *soils self*

lifelike001 @ 2006-09-27T23:42:00

2006-09-27T13:56:30Z

oh yeah, its my bday this coming monday.

http://www.doversaddlery.com/ wishlist under "novocaine" if anyones feeling rich and generous.

if The Gods are listening, i would really like this...

Vale Peppermint Grove....

2006-09-27T10:20:04Z

I was right, all the good ones are dropping like flies! Peppermint Grove (Fred) was Gillian Roltons dual Olympic Team Gold Medal mount, winning at Barcelona and Atlanta. The famed horse who slipped in between jumps (scoring no penalties but time), when Gillian broke several ribs, clavicle and shoulder blade - remounted and continued, came off at the next huuuuge water jump, remounted again and continued, finished the course in agony... spent the entire night in that same agony with not even an aspirin in case she had to ride the next day.. and earned a gold medal for it.

fred was 28, and passed away naturally from melanomas he had had for many years. you were a true living legend freddie - what you and gill achieved went down in history and the minds and hearts of a generation of australian horse folk. i still have the videos of your big wins. we will never forget you, mate.

the famous fall... gill has multiple broken bones at this point!

the horse that just kept galloping.

lifelike001 @ 2005-12-02T19:37:00

2005-12-02T08:39:14Z

seriously wtfisgoingon....

last thing i remember was experiencing a christmas miracle while trying to lodge something late at the airc... i know there was two bottles of champagne between about 5 people for someone leaving my department, and i remember my desk buddy rachael and i making an executive decision that the second bottle MUST be finished, and by us alone...

.. have no idea how i got home. cant really see this screen. erm... no really whats going on. i had at least four, possibly six glasses, which we all kno9w is above and beyond m y upper limits of any drinjk but CHAMPAGNE?? oh god oh god... it spins and spins and there is fun and ummm.. yeah cheers thanks a lot :D

lifelike001 @ 2005-10-20T20:03:00

2005-10-20T10:06:40Z

this day was one of classical sadness, for reasons unapprehended. or too complex and driven by old old fears.

im ok though, no problemo.

i only want to listen to the tango forever now.

thought: the cyclical and ever continuing death of ones personal illusions. good thing or bad thing? inevitable, natural, unavoidable? or the product of ambitious living? product of ego? LACK of ego? logical life progression or giving in to cynicism? likely to leave one a scraped out husk not unlike the trashcan of ones existence out of which the spacebums pluck the soggy remnants of what should have been ones life?

tell me.

pleasuratarumbunt!!!

2005-08-31T06:25:12Z

i got the flat!!!! everythings coming up millhouse!!!! :D

and now the love of my life (my whole life) turns up unrequested on my doorstep, naked and riding ferro returned from the dead, and says his life since me has been as bad as mine since him and lets get old and despicable together and did you know my cock is getting bigger with age...

and then i wake up LOL.

its the third back in this row of 4, theres an alley behind so lots of traffic free kitty territory, and we banged on the fences and made barking noises to see if there were any dogs living just over the fence LOL! i even put my kitty on my application form, so hes known of and confirmed real!

its small and somewhat apricot coloured, but has a little baby courtyard, laundry taps, tv antenna connection (for some reason ive never lived in a house with one), built in robe and cupboard space, decent size bathroom, none of it new or anything but all clean and in good repair. lovely park at the end of the road which is a dead end so not too much traffic; tramline at the other end of the street; several servos and my very own mcfilths within stoned stumbling distance; and the greatest thing of all... theres a gigantic freaky russian orthodox church with GOLDEN DOMES next to the park, that looks like its just been plonked there last week. sealed the deal, too freaky to pass up! ill be five minutes stroll through the park to the end of the nicholson street tramline, or lygon st tram at the other end of my street. MITCHELL street. bit of a comedown from chaaaaahhhhrles. next i shall be forced to move to gooch st. but enough about that.

manchildmanchild space to outer earth.. coming from a planet where the men give birth!!

2005-02-03T07:32:52Z

amongst hours of rambling nonsensical cerebral journeys, i recall having a dream i was at dream. how infinitely depressing LOL!!

not only was i at dream, fresh daylight was streaming in through the door and i was hanging semiconcious across _ryn and loi_ixidor's shoulders, muttering something along the lines of 'stand proud, be firm.. and surrender your peyote to lyndsey!'

heheheh im an unimaginitive tard even as i sleep.

hassel to the hoff, yo

2005-01-18T14:06:20Z

stolen from ayanami

lifelike001 @ 2004-12-22T01:58:00

2004-12-21T15:19:16Z

wim (tm)[one and only boy wonder] has indeed been hacked to an immense degree - his new email is being used by an imposter on msn, who WILL talk to you in the guise of 'william'. easily foiled by one who knows wim well, however i expect most people would be fooled. DO NOT speak to him - every time someone mistakes him for wim, he gets information that he can use to support this deception. i think this is just some lameass twat, but its possible to do damage with information as we all know. identity theft people!!! be paranoid!!!

long conversation ensued in an attempt to bait this person - its easily confirmed that they are NOT wim, but who they really are remains a mystery. i suggest you each establish by phone or in person a personal codeword to use with the real wim to confirm at the start of conversations. change ALL your passwords people!!

huge hugs and sympathy to wim(tm) - well work through and wont abandon you! talking to some twat pretending to be you reminded me how special and wonderful you are, and how much i love you *squish* i asked him what youd given me for my last birthday, and the cunt says 'im so sorry, im a terrible friend :(' - i couldve torn his balls off!!! nothing pisses me off like a CRAP imitation LOL!

noones as wild as the wildboyz, but the truth is we love animals, and would never hurt one...

2004-11-19T17:07:03Z

♥Lifelike001 and ♥Fragileliar

Will never adopt four expensive kids.
Enjoy opportunities to play all kinds of games at the most inconvenient times.
Should invest now in crowd-controlling equipment.

Orchestrated by ianiceboy

as my official hetero life partner i DEMAND you be there for all these occasions fragileliar!!! specially when we encounter the ramifications of poor crowd control preparations :D i say this: our plan shall be... run screaming! heheheheh btw world -

WILDBOYZ OWNZ MY PANTZZEZZ

just in case y'all was wonderin.

lifelike001 @ 2004-11-19T14:49:00

2004-11-19T03:53:32Z

new foamy btw. http://www.illwillpress.com/vault.html

lifelike001 @ 2004-11-08T14:29:00

2004-11-08T03:36:09Z

he left a card, a bar of soap
and a scrubbing brush next to a note
that said "use these down to your bones"
snd before I knew I had shiny skin
and it felt easy being clean like him
I thought "this one knows better than I do"

the next one came with a bag of treats
she smelled like sugar and spoke like the sea
and she told me don't trust them, trust me
then she pulled at my stitches one by one
looked at my insides clicking her tongue and said
"this will all have to come undone"

i think i realized just in time
although my old self was hard to find
you can bathe me in your finest wine but ill never give you mine
cos I'm a little bit tired of fearing
that id be the bad fruit nobody buys
tell me did you think we'd all dream the same?

and doesn't that sound familiar?
doesn't that hit too close to home?
doesn't that make you shiver
the way things could have gone?
and doesn't it feel peculiar
when everyone wants a little more?
and so that I do remember to never go that far
could you leave me with a scar?

lifelike001 @ 2004-10-27T18:20:00

2004-10-27T08:25:01Z

my mouli fell off of the table
rolling away on the floor
to the left of the cpu cable
i cant find that mouli no more.

*wombles around on the carpet hopefully*

*secretly hopes the phrase 'off of' gives thallium and maybe_0 a pleasantly repulsed twitch* ;D

lifelike001 @ 2004-10-27T18:08:00

2004-10-27T08:13:21Z

so whats pissing me off today?? well, this dumbcunt for starters...

http://www.livejournal.com/community/melbournegoths/340887.html?view=1557655#t1557655

a better god than god...

2004-10-16T19:40:28Z

OK, I've decided on answering the "Big Question", you're not going to believe this dudes:

"How did Time begin?"

Science says that there was a "Big Bang" and the Catholic Church says that God all of the sudden said "Let there be light". Well, I'll put it to you like this, thanks to the Roman Catholic Church, we don't know the name of the first dude that was cool enough to figure out that the Earth is round. Whoever that dude was, he probably had rocks thrown at him for committing blasphemy by suggesting that the Earth was anything but flat. Humans used to be sincerely terrified to try out the first sailboats, for fear of falling off the end of the world. We've learned enough since then to realize that is ridiculous. I wonder when we'll have finally learned enough to realize that it's equally ridiculous to think that we will ultimately fall off the end of Time. There's no beginning or end. Time is round, dude.

Steve-O